His lips part: If he likes what he sees, his lips will automatically part when you make eye contact
Everything is erect: Standing or sitting with muscles pulled tight, giving you his attention.
He’ll let you see him checking you out
Squeezing or rolling object in his hands: Indicates sexual attraction
And this has been “Basic clues to understanding a guy’s body language” with Dean Winchester
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love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area.
They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala.
SAM AND DEAN HAVE COME FOR ME AT LAST
Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell
not enough hipster galaxy overlay
there we go
Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.
Meaningless and profound enough?
Can someone tweet this to Mark…
"if she wasnt fat shed be-" stop
"hed be hot if his acne-" stop
"if she shaved id fuc-" stOP
"shed be pretty if she-" sTOP
"if he wasnt so-" STOP
STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF A MINOR INSECURITY OR FLAW
“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
The face on the goat in the back though…
He like “lick that shit man lick it”